CELEBRATING 15 YEARS AS A CLUSTERF*CK

15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION WEEKEND COMING SOON!

Hear ye, Hear ye!

2025 marks Clusterfuck United’s 15th Camp Anniversary, and I’m calling all CFU legends—near, far, old, and new—to join us in Desert Hot Springs, California, from January 17-20, 2025, for a festive bash like no other! Picture this: a mineral pool/tub, live music, performances, non-stop activities, and endless silliness—all without the playa dust!

To keep the vibes just right, we’re limiting invites to past CFU campers and their partners to give all our OGs the chance to join the fun without overcrowding the hotel properties. More details are in the Google Doc, so check it out here!

I’m locking in a special rate with a hotel group this week, so please update your accommodation preferences ASAP so I can secure enough rooms for our wild weekend. Booking links will follow once everything’s set.

Want to host an event, run an activity, or share your talents? Update the Google Sheet, and I’ll be in touch!

Can’t wait to see your beautiful faces, reconnect, and booty bounce together again!

Cuddliest Regards,
Mary-Rose

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